Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into
Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."
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Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so fat that when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! Two planets in one."
Yo mama's so short that she trips on her tampon string.
Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"
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