Why do my kids never appreciate that I
Why do my kids never appreciate that I stayed up all night overthinking for them?
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I expected to have to spend more time on things after having kids, but no one warned me about how many years of my life I’d lose waiting for them to get in and out of the car.
I love when the kids tell me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.
My mom superpower is being the only person in the house who can see an empty toilet paper roll.
Shower paranoia: the constant feeling that a child is crying every time you step under the spray.
She believed she could, and she almost did…but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack, and she lost track of what she was doing.
My mum has the best solutions for every problem. She is truly the mother of invention.
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