What song do kittens always request at
What song do kittens always request at dances?
"Mice Mice Baby."
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Why are cats bad at making decisions?
They become so purrr-plexed.
What's a cat's favorite sport?
Hairball.
Why do cats hate laptops?
They don't have a mouse.
How did one cat break up with another?
She said, "We're hisss-tory!"
Why don't cats ever say "YOLO"?
They have nine lives.
Which day of the week do cats love the most?
Caturday.
Why do cats make horrible DJs?
They always paws the tunes.
What did the mom and dad cat say about their wedding day?
"It was un-fur-getable!"
What's a kitten's fave way to shop?
By cat-alogue.
How did the cat comic know he was funny?
The audience was meow-ling with laughter.
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