Two windmills are standing in a wind
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, "I’m a big metal fan.”
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.
Don’t worry, though - he woke up!
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird.
What washes up on tiny beaches?
Microwaves.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m.
I’m not really a mourning person.