"Some days I find myself doing strange
"Some days I find myself doing strange things that don’t have any real purpose, in faraway corners in my house, and I realize I am literally and deliberately hiding from my children.” —Kate Hudson
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"When you’re a mom of teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” —Nora Ephron
"Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them. Mothers clean them.” —Rita Rudner
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” —Phyllis Diller
"Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected. You never know when you’re gonna get crapped on or when you’re gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.” —Blake Lively
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want a hug?
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want a hug?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give you kisses.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give you kisses.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!
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