Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am
More jokes on Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger…