If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine.
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd,
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Sara has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
Five-each daughter has the same brother.
Five-each daughter has the same brother.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They weigh the same.
They weigh the same.
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A match.
A match.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
They are grandfather, father, and son.
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?
Time.
Time.
How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?
None, it’s a hole.
None, it’s a hole.
What begins with an "e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope.
An envelope.
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don’t want to use it?
An anchor.
An anchor.
You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter "E.”
The letter "E.”
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
Incorrectly.