How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
How do you make a dead baby
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Woman delivers baby.
Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
Who's driving?
A cop!
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him:
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Because it's the only love they get.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
With a blender!
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
A: A baby with a razor!
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
A homesick miscarriage.
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